“Who are you trying to fool, guy? You don’t even get to keep the ball if Robert Griffin accidentally throws it to you.”

“All the while, Golden Gophers fans will fill the the San Diego stadium for next Tuesday’s Holiday Bowl, and they’ll cheer like nothing happened at all.”

This sounds like something a serial killer would do...

No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that

Exactly. In fact, she was able to voice her opinion to someone that could actually do something about them. I say, good on her.

+1 Goddamn you...

As a Twins fan, I approve of this comment

Joke’s on you, he’s actually Canadian

Romo’s only regret is that he has boneitis

What kind of philistine adds ice after adding the beverage of choice!?

His name was Damien, wasn’t it?

As a Minnesota Gophers fan that witnessed a collapse against Penn State, I can safely assume they would have been decimated by Alabama. The Gophers are not good and kicking a game tying field goal as time expires in order to beat them in overtime makes me question the legitimacy of any team. Oh, and fuck Penn State.

Still like him better than Steinbrenner

They’re getting exhausted from the offense’s continued futility. The o-line is the biggest culprit.

The Vikings have an offensive line? Could have fooled me...

Joke’s on you, it was the Maladroit tour. No one remembers that album!

+1 Pink Triangle

Hey man, no one wants to play in the Coliseum

It was the summer before my senior year. I had just gotten home from a Weezer concert at the Xcel Energy Center when my dad told me and my cousin that the game ended in a tie. I said, “Really? Who gives a shit? It’s an All-Star game...”

And the kicker’s wife that wanted to castrate him?