For some reason I didn’t laugh until I saw your kinja handle...

Did you do the smart thing on Final Jeopardy and bet a negative amount of money and then intentionally get the answer wrong? Easy win.

As a Timberwolves fan, I can tell you that it’s poor play

Protip: The clock doesn’t actually end the game when it runs out during the final play of football

It’s all pipes!

At least your team didn’t lose to the Bears...on national television. Fucking Vikings...

Screw the bars. Go to the taprooms. NE ones are great, but you kind of have to try Surly if you’ve never been. Otherwise: Dangerous Man, Indeed, Bad Weather, and Urban Growler are my favorite.

Edit: You can get food at Urban Growler and Surly, but the other ones will just have a food truck parked outside.

I’ll be honest, I still prefer Nook/Shamrock and Red Cow. Blue Door has gone down in quality lately. Then again, maybe it’s because I’m lazy and just go to the Longfellow one instead of Selby now...

I used to go to the Blue Door on Selby for happy hour every Sunday night and ended up never paying for beers, which always confused me on how to tip the dude. I basically just gave him about 3/4 the cost of the beers since he was obviously just pocketing the cash and I was still drinking on the cheap.

Yep. These things are a complete scam and I feel badly for anyone hoping to “break into the sports industry” by attending a Fair like this. The teams know that there are hundreds of people desperate to get a foot in the door and can extort them under the guise of a networking opportunity. Live and learn, I suppose.

This shouldn’t be going over people’s heads...

I work with the dude quite frequently and I think his pride is probably hurt more than anything. His Facebook was blowing up yesterday.

I’ve always been an ardent Romo supporter and thought that he got way too much flak. That being said, there’s no way you should take Prescott out right now. This team is working and there is no reason to change it up.

As a Minnesotan, and fan of basketball, I love KAT. Hopefully the Wolves can right the ship

“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps” - edited for a high school assembly

We’re fucking doomed! - US Leicester fans

I don’t know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!

Counterpoint: It’s good to remain grounded. He’s not lying about any of this.

it’s rooting for the Death Star to finally blow up the Rebel base.

I kind of want to agree with this, but only because I hate the Blackhawks and White Sox so much. Then I read all the stories about loved ones that passed on their fandom to their children that never got to witness a championship. I’ll give them a pass for this one and start the hatred towards them if they become a…