I am not. And my mom’s basement is fully furnished, thank you very much! She even lets me eat pizza rolls down there on special occasions.

You are the reason the Cubs winning the World Series is a terrible thing and why I’ve actively started cheering against them. You’re all going to be insufferable which is too bad, because I love the players.

Yeah, I was told in my American Indian history class that was taught by a Lakotan that he preferred American Indian. Obviously this is just anecdotal, but the correct nomenclature tends to be confusing and differs among tribes.

I hate Trump and think he would be a terrible president and is a terrible human, but if believe any of that will happen if he’s somehow elected (he won’t be), you’re an idiot.

You’re being entirely too rational.

Choo plays for Texas...

Gah...he looks 15 years older than me and he went to the U of M while I was there. His sister must have gotten all the attractive genes...

Hey, hey, hey...Duensing pitched years for the Twins and even started some games! Hmm...that probably reflects poorly on my favorite team.

Unfortunately, that means he’s probably a real journalist...

As someone that also works television sports broadcasts, I can completely confirm that the security at normal media entrances are much less inclined to scrutinize your old pass since they have to deal with a couple hundred people coming through the door. You’re much more likely to get the full rundown from Joe Blow at…

Don’t worry, the other guy saw them plenty of times!

Shut up, Samer, you know you’re a Cubs fan.

edit: damn, beaten to the punch

To be fair, 66 of those 67 yards were YAC on a screen pass

Oh my God...I didn’t even think about Green Bay winning the Super Bowl in our stadium. Why would you do this to me!? Sounds about right, though.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

ooof, as a Twins fan, that one stings

I was at a dive bar and assumed the color on the TV was shitty when I first glanced up to check the score. Nope, just their uniforms.

Good job, Canada. Way to meet expectations, or something. Can we move onto more important things like how hideous the Dolphins color rush jerseys were last night?

+1 State Farm commercial

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