Nice, but I’m pretty sure it was this douche

Eh, I’m a Twins and Wolves fan. Half the reason I watch the Finals and World Series is so that I can see teams that are actually good

Our 10 person house in college was dubbed “The Corn Palace” because the crackheads that lived there while it was being renovated planted corn in the yard. I should mention that this was in the middle of Minneapolis. Got a hell of a deal on the rent but we had to deal with a guy who called himself Captain Tony looking…

Anyone else yawn while reading Alex’s section?

Fuck right off with that

I’m so glad Smith came back for another season. Fucking love him and will miss him when he’s gone.

Wow, you guys are more boring than the Jets’ redzone offense

jfc, I’m dying trying to hold in my laughter at work

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Couldn’t they have just used a baby seal?

Someone smarter than me merge these together

Apparently he declined to do it because he didn’t know when the last game would be. He’s going out on his own terms, unfortunately.

I want the Dodgers to win the World Series just so that Vin Scully can call it.

The only reason Canadians care about international hockey is because their NHL teams are as incompetent as USA Hockey.

Surprisingly, I don’t care that Peterson is out. He can’t catch and has been terrible out of the shotgun. I think McKinnon is more dynamic at this point.

...I hate you and am now expecting Kuechly to tear his head off on an inside slant next week...

I don’t disagree with him, especially on the fourth and shorts that the offense elected to go for rather than kicking a field goal. However, it’s just nice to see the crowd get up for a big game like this. There are tons of dumb ass fans drunk people that have no idea to remain quiet during important offensive…

Baseball is still being played? I was unaware it lasted past mid-July

(Twins fan, here)

Same reason I’m still employed. No one notices crippling mediocrity.

+ 1 smallpox