Weed

Personally, I would like the emphasis to be on “get” in this sentence.

“Stop. My penis can only get so erect.”

Sounds much better.

Fuck you! Sam Bradford is taking the Vikings to the SUUUUUUPPPPAAAAABOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!

Kuhn was an awful Fullback. He was Mike Alstott, but worse...which is embarrassing.

I don’t know if he’s got a strong enough stroke for them to talk about his dong

As a Minnesotan, I can safely say that it’s one syllable but that won’t stop our shit-ass fanbase from stretching it to two while chanting, “Let’s go Wi-uld!”

Chocolate ice cream?

Pssst: DeMarcus Ware plays for the Broncos

I think this guy is serious delirious

I can’t even say the Twins are better than the Braves right now. The most frustrating thing about this season is that it’s exactly how I thought last season was going to go. Then they got my hopes up that they could be competent....at least we’ve got the number one draft pick?

What floors me is that if when he gets to 40, he’ll be the only Twins player in history besides Harmon Killebrew to have stroked that many dongs.

I’d love to see Dozier put together an entire season for once. He started off terribly this year when he’s typically hot garbage after the All-Star break. If you look at his splits, this is basically the opposite from the past few years...albeit never with this many majestic dongs.

I created an account here just to say, “You’re an idiot”

“You just don’t like defense”

-Some asshole, probably

Exactly. That’s why it’s so goddamn baffling.

I’m drunk.

At least they were nice enough to kill our hopes before the season started this year...

Fun fact: He is! At least according to the Red Letter Media guys (the only good thing about Wisconsin....)

If one more Wisconsin-living lady describes Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews, or Jordy Nelson as “her boyfriend/husband,” I am going to kick a baby.

Regarding the demotion of sports nicknames: I 100% agree that it’s way more insulting to a fan base to have that “intimidating” nickname synonymous with losing rather than going the childish route of playground name calling.