As a Vikings fan, that moment was heartbreaking, but jesus, it was a wild card game, people need to suck it up, we weren’t winning the Super Bowl. I’ve been kicked in the junk during three NFC Championship games where we were clearly the superior opponent in two of them. Granted, the Giants game was pretty much just…

“In my day, we played into the other team’s tactics even if it would have cost us the game. I’d rather lose the right way than win the cowardly way”

-Goose Gossage

+ 1 Maxi Tampon Stadium

What’s the building that looks like a vagina?

My dad, who bleeds purple and has suffered all four Super Bowl losses is still somehow the most optimistic Vikings fan I’ve ever met. After Rudolph broke out in the final drive, he texts me, “we did it, were gonna beat the hawks!!!” I respond by saying, “No, stop. Dad, seriously, why did you text me this. We have not…

Yep, I’ve resigned to watching by myself as well. Much more therapeutic.

Yeah, that’s the part a lot of people over look. That being said, fuck Gary Anderson. He hadn’t missed an attempt all season. Being up two scores would have iced that game...probably. Ah, hell, we would have fucked it up some other way. It is as it will always be.

Counterpoint: Fuck Blair Walsh. It was essentially a PAT attempt.

Yep....I feel like I should just move across the fucking river :(

You could say that horse has Gone with the Wind

Honestly, I hope you witnessed all of this, otherwise, who fucking cares? It’s like my fellow Minnesota Gophers fans that bring up our seven national titles, all of which were won before WW fucking II. Except the one they got in 1960 before losing in the Rose Bowl. Typically, if you weren’t there, don’t complain or…

I’m only here for ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

Agreed. Read receipts are the devil

“You should always take advice from players’ mothers.”

Not really a hot take when it’s literally ripped off from a Chuck Klosterman essay...

Keepers and backs are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

It’s recent enough that the majority will easily get it when prompted. However, if you ask them to name the past 15 Super Bowl winners, I’d bet money that the Bucs are left off the list more often than any other team.

Speaking as someone that has worked in sports broadcasting for nearly a decade: Sports journalists are some of the most self-entitled whiny prats I’ve ever met. Now, give me a good spread or I’m outta here.

I feel like this is obligatory

I bet you’re great at parties.