I don’t give a shit about people smoking weed, but don’t act like the reason all these players are smoking is for “pain management” purposes. It’s clearly recreational in many cases.

I can’t believe this guy has worse grammar than my 8-year old niece...

Pittsburgh vs Cleveland

Don’t forget Justin Blackmon!

Smooth as Billy Dee Williams

This is far too rational. Get out of here

I’ve been dating a beard for years!

100% agree. As someone that suffered through this, I can tell you that the only sure-fire way to get over her is to remove her from your life completely. At this point it’s about getting better and moving on. Maybe in the future you can just be friends, but definitely not now. Every interaction with this girl is doing…

Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we’ve tried everything here

I don’t understand the point of this piece. Plenty of gay people like sports, plenty don’t. Plenty of straight people like sports, plenty don’t. I’m glad you were rolling your eyes at the end of the episode because I certainly was rolling mine while reading this column.

On the plus side, I’ve found a new dating app

Yeah, but fuck Hudson

No. No. No. I choose to forget. Just like I’ve forgotten the Vikings taking Troy Williamson and Erasmus James over Aaron Rodgers in 2005...

Florida Marlins in 1997 and 2003?

And here you are, stuck in the grays like a chump

Yup. Love giving those practice pucks to kids. Makes them so happy. I just feel bad that I can’t give each kid a puck...hard to choose so I typically go for the youngest one (which isn’t necessarily fair, but when you have a bunch of 5-10 year olds, I’ll go with the shrimp of the group)

It’s more about him obsessing over it on twitter than the heat of the moment disappointment.

But what if there are a horrible amount of injuries and the home team calls to the stands for help? I can do it coach, I can play left field for you!

Without looking into this at all (seriously, not one second), I just want to say that non-profits still have operating costs. How much operating cost is probably debatable, but salaried employees for charitable companies are fine as long as it’s not exploiting the cause.

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