Why is that muppet made of leather?

In 2014, the Oilers hired analytics blogger Tyler Dellow, and the Maple Leafs brought on 28-year-old Kyle Dubas as an assistant GM .

Seems to me that she might have only written the final message. Not that it really matters.

@1:01

The Vikings declined to pick up their fifth-year option on Cordarrelle Patterson.

Schaudenfreude is about all Arsenal fans have left to cheer for

I, for one, really enjoyed the Guacamole-Doritos match. Unfortunately, my bowels are paying for it this morning.

I hate Schilling as much as the next guy, but is it really that much of a stretch that they chose to edit his segment over anything else because of recent events?

Edit: Clearly I need to read the entire post before commenting...

He’ll fit in Minnesota perfectly

It’s unfortunate that the first openly transgender player in the NFL has to deal with Philly fans

In related news: Rodriguez’s mom was retroactively charged for the Half-Marathon rate

Jordan Zimmermann*

This may be the best MS Paint image I’ve ever seen.

wtf is a kilo?

To Neil Walker’s defense, he probably hasn’t seen Colon move that fast since after they ate at that road side tacqueria during spring training.

And to think, I thought the postseason was the only one able to do that

It’s a good thing that Canadians already like hockey

Wow, everyone’s skipping town on ESPN

It takes a special kind of owner to be booed at his own memorial

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.