Can’t wait for people to start buying up unused tickets like the time when Roy Halladay threw that perfect game against the Marlins and their hot dog vendors

Philly doesn’t seem like a good landing spot for the first possible transgender NFL player

My very first submission was an e-mail of the week. Caught lightning in a bottle. I’m never sending in another question, lest I be relegated to the waiting game. I usually just end up playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos instead.

It’s hard to care about a sport when the outcome is pretty much predetermined.

As a Wolves fan, I agree. The game we lost to the Warriors a couple of weeks ago was the most heartbreaking loss in over a decade. It’s good to care again.

My significant other said she would have me cloned and stay with me and have sex with me, but she wouldn’t want me to clone her.

I’m Casey. This story was from 2009 so it’s doubtful that any of the managers still work there. I think the manager did confront them, but our table ended up being on the other side of the restaurant and we just kind of rolled with the outcome.

Be careful what you wish for. ESPN might try to match CBS and Jay Feely for most irrelevant analyst and give you a gig.

This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!