Most surprising plot twist is the show adds Martin as a character and kills him off, therefore explaining why the final books AREN’T FREAKING DONE YET.

this is alyssa edwards I refuse to be told otherwise

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Rogelio makes me waaaaaaaay happier than he likely should. I ADORE him.

Mive me some of that Rogelio. I’m obsessed with that man and his flawlessly-executed narcissism.

It me.

I have a teal velvet jacket (last year’s Zara) and a leopard coat. I am basically Cate Blanchett. Also really regretting that I didn’t get the matching pants because I could have done the whole look dammit.

Congratulations! You’ve found a way for me to not recommend a post that features HP/Griffindor.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that dog is Evan Peters’ character in next season’s American Horror Story.

Kate Beaton should direct!

I haven’t watched any part of Hamilton or listened to any of it, and it seems like I’m the only person I know who loves musical theater and hasn’t at least listened to it - but it’s coming to my city next spring, I’m somewhat likely to find myself with tickets (because reasons), and I kind of want to see it totally…

Go cautiously. Many of them have warped sound, which will be displeasing to your ears and MAY make you love it less OR SO I’VE HEARD, I WOULDN’T KNOW.

I used to get them all the time until I got surgery to remove it for good. Pilondial cysts usually occur in hairy people, and one doctor didn’t understand why I got them, because my “buttocks is remarkably smooth”. Thanks doc!

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

while my heart was rooting for Katya, my mind knew Alaska deserved her sweep, though I couldn’t help but wonder what might have happened had Alyssa Edwards not been (WRONGLY) sent home in the penultimate episode.

#burgers4lyfe

I must gently protest. She can definitely pull off a high waist.

The try guys aren’t about gay panic, they are about painting gay panic as completely ridiculous. They are about showing people that, just because you are easily freaked out about such a simple thing, that doesn’t mean there is anything actually wrong with it. The try guys almost always realize that there isn’t…