Lipstick Queen
lipstickqueen
5/6/17
7:43 PM
318

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s Read more

5/2/17
12:41 PM
446

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

4/14/17
5:36 PM
27

i went to a kokomo themed birthday party when i was maybe 8 or 9. thank you for this post.

4/14/17
5:21 PM
35

I sang “Kokomo” in the shower this morning, and I think I’ll continue to do so every day for the rest of my damn life.

3/10/17
3:30 PM
4

They are called garters, and they can be quite fun to wear, under the right circumstances. (And, as other ladies have already pointed out, practical in certain outfits/environments.)

3/9/17
1:33 PM
11

I also liked Courtney. I get that she was annoying but at least she was memorable. They always said Tatiana had so much star power but I didn’t really see it.

3/1/17
12:18 AM
81

Same. I’m happy that there is a spirit of pride and unity, but it’s so gross that the basic rights of women are even something we’re still fighting for.

2/9/17
5:05 PM
16

I came here to comment ‘THAT’S WHAT DEV PATEL LOOKS LIKE NOW?!?’ and I will put it right here

yowza, etc

2/7/17
6:36 PM
2

If I had even a ghost of a chance towards damehood, I’d still demand (do they let you demand) the knighthood instead because I wanna be a fucking knight.