lipstickqueen
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Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Rita Ora as ANTM host was the best season in YEARS. I’ll miss her.

i went to a kokomo themed birthday party when i was maybe 8 or 9. thank you for this post.

I sang “Kokomo” in the shower this morning, and I think I’ll continue to do so every day for the rest of my damn life.

i am all for Canadian meatcake.

I second that everyone should be watching Untucked, it provides so many insights into each season.

This show is amazing and everything. I adore the people on this show so hard.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

They are called garters, and they can be quite fun to wear, under the right circumstances. (And, as other ladies have already pointed out, practical in certain outfits/environments.)

I wear them for fun...

Everyday, but I’m currently working at IBM in 1952.

I also liked Courtney. I get that she was annoying but at least she was memorable. They always said Tatiana had so much star power but I didn’t really see it.

Same. I’m happy that there is a spirit of pride and unity, but it’s so gross that the basic rights of women are even something we’re still fighting for.

Gotta be a cloak, not a cape though; because...y’know...

Snokes size is officially.... One Snoke high

1. I conceptualize wizards as sounding british

I came here to comment ‘THAT’S WHAT DEV PATEL LOOKS LIKE NOW?!?’ and I will put it right here

yowza, etc

If I had even a ghost of a chance towards damehood, I’d still demand (do they let you demand) the knighthood instead because I wanna be a fucking knight.