so basically “homos stay out from oregon” is that the message? or maybe “homos stay out, but if you packing it in (the butt), use a wipey and dispose accordingly”

You don’t even need to do that. At the BARE minimum, just make your headline accurate and include the word “applies”.

If you haven’t filed one before, this is called a “Utility Patent”, not an “Invention Patent”.

Thank you.

Yeah, if you’re going to an article about what’s in a “patent” (likely just an application), give the serial number, so interested readers can go look it up.

Sounds like you need to get a little further out of LA county? We camp in the desert for free all the time...

Jason, I mention this every time you or another writer at Jalopnik writes about patents. You mostly do not understand them. As I’ve said before, a published application is not a patent, it’s just an application. You can file an application and have it publish for pretty much anything. It has nothing to do with whether…

Have you seen his other Jeeps? This thing is mint!

Of course! How else do you identify property?

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

When’s the Korean version for Hyundai coming out? That word’s butchered all over the globe.

The CRZ was a seriously underrated car. Everyone saw “hybrid” and immediately tuned it out, but it’s not a hybrid in the traditional sense. The IMA system doesn’t feel like a hybrid. It’s literally just a power-adder. Pair it with the 6-speed, and you’ve got a seriously fun car.

I estimate 80% of this woman is Russian and 20% of this woman is Siliconian.

Me, too, got me a Chrysler engined Fiat from Mexico with a Japanese transmission.

FUCK! I feel so duped! I can’t believe I ended up with this crappy sub-par and cheap Golf R. If only I had purchased a kwality american car instead! Oh, wait, the only american equivalent is a Focus RS? OK! I’ll buy that!

It’s hard to separate the company from it’s base for me. All I can think of when I hear Harley is the modded exhaust, 120 db pieces of shit that the owners of insist on cruising main drags on at 3mph revving them as they sit in traffic. They can all suck a bag of dicks.

Make it a manual and VW would sell 10s of them!

Seriously, just because it always needs to be said, Tokyo Drift is the best movie in the series. I’d totally watch a spin-off sequel(s) to Tokyo drift.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.... what’s this nuclear Take on Tokyo Drift?????