By the way, no gay athlete has ever had a beard gf in college so as not to scare away their pro suitors.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

Peter Jackson came out and said that Harvey had told him never to cast either Ashley Judd or Mira Sorvino. This reminded Ashley that there was probably tangible evidence that she made it to the wardrobe tests for Lord of the Rings. By cooperating, Peter was able to make a direct link to a specific job that Ashley…

My sometimes Christian cousin told me at a reunion two years ago that Christian Mingle is a lot closer to the media portrayal of tinder than tinder actually is in practice. Forbidden fruit and hypocrisy make for a great aphrodisiac, I would guess.

I stand by my atheist beliefs just a little bit stronger now.

Hahah yes. And as anyone who has taken a selfie before knows, she had to have taken that photo at least five or six times before she got the proper level of sincere-looking sadness.

Wolf was hilarious and held no punches back. I know she’d never get a standing ovation in front of that haughty crowd of elitist conservative miscreants, but damn did she deserve one.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

Fucking THANK YOU. I’m a good person! I do good things! I hate injustice! I don’t need a fucking husband or kids to validate all of my feelings and experiences. Sick of over-privileged women using their platforms to remind the world that I am a lesser being because I have failed to procreate.

shirts.

This movie is not good, but possibly the least believable moment is during the epilogue when Mox recounts that Bud Kilmer left town and never coached again. Bullshit. That guy immediately got hired on at some second-tier SEC school like Arkansas or Tennessee. It’s insane that this movie thinks a guy who coached…

She was also on ER for a while.

Upvote for Rosie Perez enunciation.

Yes, Perez’s character is exactly like Tomei’s character in My Cousin Vinny. Yeah, it’s a little goofy, but they establish throughout in small ways that they are both smart and have particular knowledge that support what happens in the end.

Hannah, why do you hate...joy?

Yeah.

This is a truly incorrect application of the term deus ex machina (not from you, but the author). It was well established throughout the movie, and while it could possibly strain credulity (if not be a bit discriminatory) that Gloria would be the type of person who would actively attempt to get on Jeopardy, it…

Woah, this is a bridge too far. White Men Can’t Jump is a cinematic masterpiece. And I feel like you haven’t watched this movie lately - Gloria not only was interested in Jeopardy, she spent all day every day studying so that she could win when she went on the show. And she didn’t get on the show out of pure chance,…

I remember watching this movie at a middle school friend’s house with a bunch of people and afterwards all of us were talking about how crazy it was that the main character had an arranged marriage ahead of her. This friend of mine is the kid of Indian immigrants, and she quietly reveals something none of us knew…