They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

The hate for Khloe is STRONG in this thread.

I don’t know, except for the public-ness of it, this sounds pretty ideal. I’d take this over 16 hours of labor any day.

I imagine it’s probably both. I’m a very casual Pats fan who thinks Belichick (not bothering to look up the spelling again) is a prick, but he typically makes very good decisions based on analysis and evidence.

Yeah, anyone can kick out of a finisher now. Except HHH’s finisher, The Pedigree. No one kicks out of that, cuz he’s boinking the owner’s daughter and seemingly has complete creative control to make himself look like the biggest badass, bury the shit out of any wrestler he doesn’t like and book million-dollar…

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

“Like she was googling Harry before their date.”

I mean an MIT prof could probably do better.

Some people didn’t even know that was Donald. He needs some kind of recognition for that creepy nightmare inducing performance. Hopefully Darius doesn’t regret this so he doesn’t have to die.

Maybe I’m crazy, but I don’t get it. Lorde was obviously referencing her bathtub. Just a post that’s something silly, mildly chuckled at, and dismissed. She loves her bathtub, and that song is probably sung at every moment of every day at some place around the world, because it was ridiculously popular and it’s…

I like that there was no clear referent for Teddy Perkins. The kneejerk reaction is, “Oh, it’s Michael Jackson,” but it’s NOT Michael Jackson, not really, it’s an original composite character, which is all the more intriguing, and thus all the more chilling in that Teddy/Benny come and violently go in a single…

I am 100% rooting for this MIT prof.....aside from Brad Pitt maybe not being a great partner, but in theory, work with me. Amal picking up a trophy husband gives me life and I love the vicarious gender balancing of having visible, famous couples where the woman is primarily known as an intellectual powerhouse and the…

I’m so happy they aired this without commercial breaks. I didn’t even realize that was the case until after the episode was over and I started googling it. I don’t think I took my eyes off the screen for 41 straight minutes.

This assumes he knows what a Twitter is.

I guess that’s what happens when you spend your formative years around Tim Allen.

He did work with Tim Allen all those years. That couldn’t have been a healthy role model.

I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey, but I do expect the waiter not to suck at their job. (“Not sucking” is defined as: Bringing me what I ordered in a reasonably timely manner without any overt rudeness.) If somebody’s rude, or forgets about my table, or messes up an order in a particularly incompetent…

20% is also so much easier to calculate. Move the decimal over (to get %10) and just roughly double it.

I’m into this. My grandparents live in separate houses in the same city. They are still married, they are still a team. They love each other, but they can’t fucking stand living together. They both basically went from their parents house to sorority/fraternity house to their maritial homes and never really had a…

I gave up on love after Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman called it quits.