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Thats....not true.

I don’t know how you would figure out if Donald was Benny, but between the voice and mannerisms, I figured out about halfway through he was Teddy. Rewatch the scene where he raises his voice when Darius finds him after hearing the piano playing, that’s what did it for me.

Season 8 is almost over, and I just tried to think back to answer your question.....and I just realized that literally all the sex is like that.

I’m sorry, did you just refer to Jimmy GQ as a bench-warming QB?

I was just about to suggest this. By the end, I simultaneously laughed and was terrified as he tried to come up with reasonable explanations for all the stories.

Nah, they finally stopped pretending peeps are just for Easter - they have varieties for all sorts of holidays, and in all sorts of questionable flavors like......candy corn. 

What we should really be excited about is the sequel to the best Christmas album ever.

Man, I miss her. Also, thanks a lot, now I have a ‘Back and Forth’ earworm.

I was a baby, so probably not, haha. I like how every generation has its own set of super stereotypical wrestlers. I also remember Yokozuna and Tatanka - I’m pretty sure those fit too.

Does Razor Ramon count?

After a quick scan of the article:

Holy Shit, I love Desus and Mero and I can’t believe I hadn’t come across this sooner! I can’t wait to use it with wreckless abandon.

Kind of similarly, I went with my dad to a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young concert back in the mid to late 2000's. People got pissed and walked out when Young (or Crosby or probably both) started on the ‘no war’ ‘Bush sucks’ line of between song banter. I was like guys, really? What were you expecting from the guys

Or you could walk around with this guy:

Atlanta carless stand up! I’m similar in that I grew up in NYC, hate driving, and live in Midtown where having a car would be dumb and expensive. I poked around Instacart, and if seems a little too expensive for a grad student on a budget, but I’m sick of carrying heavy shit home when I go grocery shopping. Is it

FYI I got so overexcited this morning I just bought one of these in every single damn color.