Luke’s been pushing a theory on me that these are scenarios that were concieved for the main campaign but didn’t quite make the cut. It would definitely explain the movie studio setting in Valiant’s segment. That feels like something that could have fit before the Venus stuff.

my beautiful daughter

I’ve never understood the “love it or leave it” types. I do love it. I could move to France tomorrow—my wife is French, I fucking adore the country, and I’ve done everything I need to do to acquire citizenship except the “actually ask for citizenship” part—but I don’t want to leave the US and neither does she (she got…

Reminds me about when I had sex for the first time. I was super stoked and told everyone about it. Turns out my brother had lied to me and sticking my dick in the sink drain isn’t what most people would call “sex”.

“I never saw any racism signs while I was playing at Fenway”

-Curt Schilling

This reminds me of a friend’s defense of her friends’ support for Trump: they are not racists they just care about the deficit...ha ha ha ha ha. If you “care about the deficit”* enough to overlook this level of racism you are a racist.

Fucking white people.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

It really is. And I feel like Andromeda still has solid bones and some good systems, it just needed to be more focused and have a better story.

I’m a smidge over 5'4". My wedding is coming up soon and all of my groomsmen are 6ft+. One is 6'5". My wedding photos are going to be hilarious. I imagine it will look something similar Tyrion hanging out with his family.

There has always been only one answer.

It’s an epic battle of one-downsmanship!

The press tour is a disaster.

Same. I have to force myself to not be good in games. It was really hard for me to do a pure Renegade run in Mass Effect 2 and Renegade is probably the least evil of the “good and evil” binary that exists in games.

“ahem”