I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

Ol’ mushroom head has been looking for love in all the wrong places since he broke up with his favorite mushroom farmer, Ivanka.

Sure looks like love to me.

“I can still see his lips coming straight for my face.”

qq just wondering why it is that so many people are struggling with blackface? i, a white person, have gone for the entirety of my 33 years without ever donning blackface, or hanging out with people in blackface, or designing a clothing item that looks like blackface. tbh i’ve done it without even trying. the trick is…

That has been discouraged as of late. James Gunn did exactly that for several years prior to Disney firing him when a right-wing extremist (and actual real pedophile) dug up ancient behavior. If Gunn apologized several times and also turned his behavior around in general but was still punished, why should anyone…

remind us again when white folks were denied, oh, i dunno, anything, because of the color of their skin?

Mine is gin. Blerg.

Yes, from when they visited the UK about 15 years ago. If you think their look was a bit racey when they were touring the West you should’ve seen what the performance routines were like in their first tour of Russia. There was some epic drama on the Russian language side as well.

I was like really, Megan, REALLY? More about these two? Right at the top? But then I read “Crisp Rat” which I don’t recall ever reading before and it KILLED me. Worth it!

What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

Same on the dark hair/pale skin thing. I made it to 12 before I was bullied and shamed into shaving my “disgusting” legs. I’ve also been mocked and sneered at for my hairy arms (that’s my forearms I’m talking about, not pits), but that didn’t happen until I was older and more resilient, so I kept that hair.

There are valid points in this piece but this idea that all white women have the same amount of body hair or are not shamed for it or have no social repercussions for it is just plain not true. Maybe it would have been a better idea to write about cultural differences and experiences with body hair instead of making…

I’ve also never been sick and I always get beans. Someone below mentioned lettuce (and I never get lettuce because what is the point?).

Oh please. Ivanka’s lungs were probably made in China out of a polyester/rayon itchy blend that will tear and/or shrink the first time anyone uses them. Bonus: even though they’d original cost $900, you could find them in the discount bin at TJ Maxx for $5.99.

Pauly D is just grateful to have gotten out of her clutches with his dick still attached.  He’s never looking back.  

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

I have a pair of jeans from old navy from 2010 or 2011 that I still wear. They do seem to be getting a tad thin around the rivets, but I think I’ve gotten my money’s worth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I second the lentils, and peanut butter, but don’t forget about hummus. Also eggs, do you eat eggs? Egg salad, an egg cooked in with some white corn grits for breakfast (add cheese if you want). Here’s a bunch of lentil recipes from the New York Times. They have a paywall now for some of their recipes but I think…

Vegetarian chilis, either made with beans, or lentils, or both have loads of protein in. Quiches, if you eat eggs? Huevos rancheros, https://www.foodnetwork.ca/healthy-eating/photos/high-protein-vegetarian-meals/#!curried-falafel-with-kale-s there are some nice recipes here as well