No, because it contains True Love - the Chris Pratt link isn’t about Pratt at all but about the enduring and pure love between a man, his dog, and a plushie lion.

I was team Pratt (because GoTG gave me life), but Dodger has totally won me over to team Evans. I can’t help myself. Pratt and his dog-ditching ways can shove it.

*shrug* I think you’re splitting hairs. I don’t really give a shit what it’s called - it’s unethical, and the practices these MLM companies are used are frequently found to be unethical, resulting in settlement payments.

Yes, but where it becomes dicey is when the product suffers a steep decline in quality when the company scales up rapidly (to the point where it is essentially worthless). LulaRoe is known to both a) have serious quality control issues and b) not allow its consultants to actually choose their inventory packages, so…

Hey, they said it’s highly-desirable, right there in black and white, so it must be true!

I trust you’ll be in touch about my royalties?

Wellll, I’m more of a naturalist/botanist than a grammar obsessive. I’m sure it was an honest mistake. But yeah, point taken.

Ugh, I don’t know why I have to be that person, but if the fight was over saplings, leaves or grass clippings, it would be a flora (or floral) fracas. If it was over dog poop, squirrels, or angry raccoons, then it would be a fauna (or faunal) fracas. My personal suspicion is that this was a straight up anthro-fracas,…

Well she clearly has larger than average balls so...

Seriously. Also, what part of having butter on your legs sounds like a good idea?

Please. Mickey Mouse is so two months ago. Now we’re on to psychedelic Santas,elves, and reindeer. My husband’s friend’s wife sells it, and I’m in her FB group only out of morbid curiosity at this point.

I’m big on repairing clothes to keep them wearable. The oldest items I have that I’ve worn continuously are about 15 years old. But it does mean being willing to do minor repairs. I had to retire a favorite old pair of Gap jeans after 12 years because there was no fabric left on the thighs for the patches to hold on…

I also go by my middle name personally and professionally. Guess I deserve to be masturbated aggressively at? Grooooooosssss!

Girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s, girl you know it’s

To a decent chunk of the northern audience, PCB = polychlorinated biphenyls = chemicals widely dumped in rivers through the 1970's which are the reason we can’t swim in or eat fish from most local waters.

In case anyone thinks that pig farming is any less horrific and abusive to the animals in the U.S., it’s not. Our food industry and low consumer prices are basically propped up on a foundation of gross exploitation of workers, both domestic and abroad, and animal abuse.

God, way to put your foot in our mouths, GAIL.

Me too. I got pulled over for car dancing several years ago. My jam was on, I was at a red light, and I was going ALL OUT. Glace to my right and see a not terribly amused cop. Of course, I get pulled over for a field sobriety test. MUSIC IS MY DRUG, BITCH! Of course, I didn’t say that. I was actually mortified. But I…

My heart absolutely breaks for Kenneka and her family. You’re right; it would have been an awful way to go, which I know from scary experience.