Hard pass. Mostly because he reminds me of my little brother, who has probably the hubris and all-around douche-bro attitude but lacks the start-up capital to make a crazy dream like FyreFest into a dystopian nightmare reality. I was, however, a little surprised that my brother didn’t cop tickets to FyreFest. Maybe if…

Maybe - this was back in college - we were smoking what was available and cheap.

I thought I was the only one. It makes me paranoid and even more anxious than normal. Nothing fun about that.

SAME!

It’s like Dashcon on a beach #never4get

Sucks that you think my “I’m with her” sign is lame... I’m an environmental scientist and it’s Earth Day, what can I say? At least I used glitter on mine... :) I marched in Chicago. Also, the best sign I’ve seen on social media below.

This is some Pot Ledom shit right here.

This should not surprise anyone who has worked in government in New England. High-ranking bureaucrats would show up to important meetings wearing wrinkled khakis, fleece vests, and hiking boots. Some states were more egregious than others (I’m looking at you, Vermont). My former boss used to demand that her staff be…

The wonky singing faces ruined it for me. I cannot with someone who would willingly make such constipated faces in front of a coast-to-coast live audience. There’s a reason they had Zayn sing all the falsetto notes in pre-2015 1D...lol

I like that song. It came out while I was in grad school and didn’t have TV so I only saw the iPod commercial maybe twice? The counting bit is a little silly, but I like the chorus. Not the best song on the album by a long shot though...

And I’m heeeeeere to remind you
Of the debts you made before you to jail
It’s not faiiiiiiir to deny me
All the cash I made from my epic songs
You, you, you oughta know!

AND they need to do all of that before anyone boards.

No, they need to know who the fuck is flying before a single passenger gets on the plane. If they have four employees that they need to seat and they’ve determined they’re going to boot paying customers off the passenger list to make that happen, they need to get that shit resolved before boarding. People may still…

I work in non-profits. If I called in sick or used a personal day due to a missed flight early in my career, it was seriously NBD. The world was not going to be any less saved because I wasn’t there for a day. Most non-profit professionals trade making a decent salary for additional flexibility and “warm glow.”…

If Southwest flies where you need to go, they’ve always seemed a step above the others in terms of customer service. They do have their annoying song and dance of either paying more or checking in for the flight online 24 hours early to get a good seat and/or a seat next to your traveling companion if you’re not…

Ugh, I took (prescribed) codine cough syrup on an international flight with a couple of drinks once flying to a family funeral. I *still* couldn’t sleep and when I stood up to disembark on the other end, I started getting intense hot flashes (in my 20's) and practically fainted. I thought I was going to need to get…

In all cases I’ve witnessed where they’ve (apparently) badly needed space on the flight,they’ve used a combo of escalating vouchers for free travel and threats to hold the boarding process hostage (i.e. “we can’t board the plain until we resolve the overbooking issue”).

The presidency is just like college - weekend starts after last class on Thursday, bitches!

Really? You think he achieved that doughy physique without soda? I see some Mountain Dew 2-liters in his past...