For some semblance of balance.....

“Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?” I laughed my ass off at that one.

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

Track: Shoot You In The Back | Artist: Motörhead | Album: Ace of Spades

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

Apparently it’s just impossible to kill the bastard

As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.

Because he... dodges... bullets Avi...

As in Boris the sneaky fucking Russian.

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

Boris the blade? As in Boris the Bullet Dodger?

It’s like when Skyrim first came out and people did videos of seeing how many dragons they could spawn in one area. iirc one I saw the guy got to 54 dragons before his computer said fuck you and crashed.

Anyone else want to see R2D2 roll down the aisle with a tray of snacks?

Exactly, it was very moving. It almost plays out like a really long ass trailer, and the movie doesn’t begin until Trunks makes it to Goku. By the way, Goku piling up the bowls and shoveling food into his mouth was a hilarious throwback to the show.

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

Am I the only one that sees this picture and thinks they’re going to use their dog to craft something?

This was painful to watch. Just awful...

Really bothers me that Snake has his eyepatch on the wrong eye