Yes, but only in Candy Land. The conversion rates are killer.

I'm pretty sure her friend is actually the Hamburglar, and the "dog" is Grimace.

I do think she's odious and awful, but I also do admire her DGAF attitude. Like, she just gives no fucks. And does not give a fuck about it.

Stop trying to force her into your gender-normative straight jacket.

She's entirely innocuous and pretty much unworthy of the amount of vitriol she receives. She has made some vaguely clueless comments about money but considering she was born into money that is unsurprising and not nearly as ridiculous as a rich person pretending to be poor. Its funny how this site will venerate the…

I know most people...okay, pretty much everyone...is going to laugh and roll eyes at this news. And, my first reaction to "conscious uncoupling" was "what now?" But, having split with my ex, with whom I have a kid, the more I think about it, the more I get it. I assume the decision was made jointly and with clear…

I'm just sad for Jay z and Beyonce. This will be very hard for them.

To be fair to them, this will probably kick up less of a shit storm than if (and realistically, when) TMZ got a hold of the Petition for divorce. Unless they end up doing it in England, it'll be in California, and the documents will be public record. There's almost no way they could keep it secret. This puts them out…

Can I just say that I find the accompanying photo to this breakup message kind of touching? I really don't like GOOP and HATE Coldplay but the photo seems an acknowledgement that there's still a certain fondness between them. Expressing that in text will always be cliche, but the picture does it well . And while…

I wish I could star this a hundred times.

I would love to know if Affleck/Garner will discuss this news over dinner tonight. Same with Jolie/Pitt. Who will bring it up? Will it be tense and weird? Or will it be a joking gossip party over a basket of endless breadsticks? Or maybe Angelina and Jennifer will go out for happy hour and compare notes. Also, who…

Finally something to discuss that isn't related to that Kim & Kanye Vogue cover

LMAO!

Shhh, don't respond to this dude. Let go and let god.

At least Jez's resident authority of all things black did her daily scan and post. The world would have probably screeched to a halt if she didn't ninja her way onto the thread.

So people got mad a Pharell for not having a black woman on his album cover. Pharell points out there is a black woman on his album cover. People are still mad at Pharell. Is it just me or does this post make zero sense?

No matter what, you people (you Jezebel) will have something to complain about so you can keep the clicks coming.
Yawn.

Okay, outside of the fact that, with regards to his album cover, he's 100% right, why the hell do I care what this guy thinks about politics? Why was the question even asked?

What's eerie is that a lot of these same people were name-dropped by my cousin during a similar conversation on my Facebook last weekend.

But here's the thing. Most of these women are known for good choices in fashion. They have something interesting or cool or different to say with their clothes. It makes sense that…

Maybe if you had published this in 72 point people would have read your piece so you wouldn't have to copy and paste nearly the entire thing into the comments.