Oh, it’s worse than that, my friend. We work at a Renaissance Faire.

Brent to Grayson is a lateral move.

Are there any Graysons that aren’t total shitbags?

That was pretty much my thought. Seeing the headline, I was like “so, the Cowboys draft him in the 4th or 5th round instead?”

Another draft day bargain pick for the Dallas Cowboys, America’s Team!

Stop. Hitting. Women.

I find it hard to believe Lackey—a man who divorced his wife while she was fighting breast cancer—would stoop to such levels. Nope. No way.

How did he go from a 6.41 ERA (!) with 108 K’s at age 32 to a 2.77 ERA with 180 K’s at age 36 with the Cubbies? It’s certainly a head-scratcher.

God, John Lackey is such a fucking pud.

Aaron Hernandez went for three, and look how that turned out.

Say what you will about Clarence Thomas, but I admire his almost complete silence at oral argument (one question in 10 years). He knows oral argument is a joke. It’s an anachronism dating back to pre-whiteout days. To a time when you couldn’t just push a button and spit out a one hundred page brief detailing your…

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

I would assume it depends on if there are any girls in the room.

“How much do they sweat?”