Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Him or I.r.s. Who wins?

Guessing now she won’t be his McWife...

Holy shit, so many stars for Clarence Mason!

Lawler says McBride was intoxicated and claims McBride is the one who brought the pistol into the kitchen.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

As a Bulls fan I am torn by the “best team ever” theme vs. “LBJ is the GOAT” at the end of this season.

If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.

The guy hit by the mouthguard didn’t know how to react. How does someone react in that situation, anyway?

A friend recommended last night I do a Twitter search for “Steph Curry Cam Newton.” I don’t think I’ve regretted anything more.

Hey, you’re right — I just checked and the Warriors don’t have single Hall of Fame member on their roster. Kind of incredible, but I guess it’s one of those lunchpail teams.

I guess Sacramento was the western terminus of the Pony Express. Or something. I mean, it’s better than Steamers, which was one of the other Sacramento finalists, but would have been more appropriate for the Ohio team.

There is a new professional rugby league that just got started, and they managed to find a terrific assortment of shitty names: San Diego Breakers, San Francisco Rush, Sacramento Express, Denver Stampede, and Ohio Aviators.

That would be a nice backup plan in case the Kings try to block the Black Knights name. “Oh, too similar? You know what’s not like Kings? ACES, BITCH!”

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Don’t know if the Avalanche own the rights to the jersey, name, likeness, etc.

Won’t be the Aces. The team that Quebec eventually will get due to relocation (depending on the legality of the Nordiques name) would probably be the Aces because that was the name of the team back when they were a Canadians farm team.

It was too much for this fan to bear last night.

To be fair, a low-rent arena football-sounding name is an ideal nod to Vegas’s sporting history.

What, you don’t think “Houston Texans” is solid?