Hey man, we’re getting better with the racism thing. We only kinda hate minorities now.

WHO WANTS TO SEX ON THE BEACH MOZGOV?

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Just beautiful, Barry.

IRS has the size advantage, but Clarence would just cross-examine him into submission.

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

Racial profiling is terrible. Like, people look at me and just assume that I love mayonnaise when, in reality, I only kinda like it.

Perhaps he was wrong, and perhaps I was also wrong.

The Sacramento Express? Christ, it’s like they didn’t even try.

Damn, really? That’s pretty cool. Although I would really like to see them keep the Nordiques name.

Jacks would be cool. But yeah, they’ll most likely go with the worst possible choice. It always happens; these expansion teams fuck up opportunities for good names.

Like someone said above, “Black Knights” just sounds like some low-rent arena football team. They can do better.

Terrible name. I’m partial to “Aces.”

Wow. Fuck it, I’m getting the Globe’s Spotlight team on this.

Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

Like I tell my office manager, the booze helps my comedy.

Here’s hoping Stanton plugs the holes in his swing

The greatest baseball prank is still Rick Manning having sex with Dennis Eckersley’s wife.

Lotta baseball left, baby!

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.