I don’t think so. You only get to the tribunals with the BIG-LEAGUE stuff.

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

This guy’s gonna feel like an idiot when it’s discovered that Joe Maddon forced players to snort Wayne Dyer’s ashes and the team is disbanded.

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He meant to say that football is a “violet” sport because that’s the color my hard dick turns when I see a big tackle.

“Hot enough for ya?” my coworker asks, the stench of coffee lingering on his breath like Spanish moss on a cypress tree.

In his defense, Brady Hoke hasn’t been driving a forklift for that long.

Throwing the ball into a dumpster would have been even better #BRAND synergy.

I assume that most charities belonging to pro athletes are scams. I think A-Rod’s foundation was donating something like 1% of proceeds.

Kermit scrambling for Africa.

There’s a part of me that wants to see this keep going because of how annoyed and pissy it’s made Goodell.

Full disclosure: I’m a Pats fan. But yeah, this is insane. Just take the hit and end this shit.

I agree, Goodell is being a massive crybaby. He should quit his job and commit hara-kiri.

I think it’s time for Tom Brady to appeal to the superdelegates!

Hey man, we got him from Arizona. Blame them.

I’ll never forgive him for that bullshit. I’m really pulling for San Jose this year.

Joe Thornton OWNS and Kevin Paul Dupont can go fuck himself.

This is violence.

I heartily endorse this. Also, Bill Simmons isn’t that bad.