Ron Washington’s legacy: the blow.

6. Stop listening to them by 2005.

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

I consider him an unofficial Chapo Grey Wolf.

Commonly overlooked, but in Dearborn ‘BYOB’ does mean ‘Bring Your Own Beretta’.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

are ponytails a thing?

I graduated right when Tinder, etc, and Snapchat, et all, came out. I already feel like I missed out

Lebron was actually pretty good in Trainwreck.

I’m sure they could find someone local.

The closes parallel, if anything, seems like the Daniel Bryan situation with WWE—but in that case, his employers were justifiably concerned about liability because much of the cumulative damage had been done in their ring.

He could’ve kept his benefits longer if he’d taken the Sexy Mandatory Furlough.

Wife: Nothing Compares 2 U....having gainful employment [leaves]

After last night’s game, I bet he could deny Jesus 3 times, as long as he didn’t go high stick side with a wrist shot.

Young men sometimes make rash choices. What the author means is that you have to allow young people to do silly things from time to time when they’re young, without harsh consequences, so that they can learn the boundaries of acceptable behavior. This is the time in a person’s life when their personality is…

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69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.