He blew $50 million of his own cash on the video game company.

That cover photo is awesome. It looks like he was ready to give a best man speech at a wedding, walked through that green door and suddenly was on a baseball field.

Harrison emailed us the idea for Cardinal Numbers near the beginning of the season, and asked if he could do one installment if they lost to the Nationals. So, we let him. Harrison’s a good reader.

We all know Andy Kaufman might still be alive, but Sam Kinison, too?

Kudos to the cop in the vest who goes in to try to help with the take down, then almost immediately retreats to handle the unruly crowd.

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

It’s almost as if he was raised thinking you could get away with murder...

He wore number 15 in college, but I don’t think he’ll be allowed to in the NFL

DOUGIE’S GOING DEEP TONIGHT!

I don’t know, probably

I’ve already remembered some of the guys from this oral history, but it did let me remember a new one: Mark Loretta.

I think it’s all but guaranteed. Like others pointed out in the post about the video, he didn’t slide or get dropped from draft boards because he smoked weed. He did it because there’s a very, very good chance he’s about to feel the wrath that only a pen-fucking from Roger Goodell can bring upon you.

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

Always been a fan of the hand-written letter

Lovely article. May I add, ‘Don’t tell lies’ to the mix? I’m a 49 year-old man who just dumped a girlfriend for the first time in my life (she was my first post-separation/divorce girlfriend). I suppose it helped being a fully functioning adult with the wisdom of the ages behind my back, but as I drove over to her…

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

In middle school my grandfather pulled me aside and told me he could get someone to teach me the accordion. “What else are you going to do? Musicians make money.” Being a middle schooler, while I had dreams of being and doing cool things, I didn’t have a solid retort to his question. I did say that my uncle was going…

“And while I hate the Patriots and enjoy watching them suffer, it’s fucking INSANE that the NFL never restored the pick.”

Yo dawg, we heard you like pizza. So we put your pizza inside another pizza so you can eat pizza after you’ve finished your pizza.

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.