This is the best story I have ever seen. I love his comment about white people hiding hockey from him.

Follow a team through a deep playoff run, and there’s no way you’re not a hockey fan afterwards

Why is he only mentioned on Adequate Man then?

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

Samer’s Pickup Line

Jameis Winston also boasted, “When I get Tinder, it’s pretty much lights out.”

Sorry to hear about this. It must be sad for you.

Of course, the risk of concussions and head trauma increases exponentially when you can’t find your helmet.

(As a left-of-center lawyer, I really wish you wouldn’t dismiss this as anything like a long shot to appeal - although given the make-up of the Court, and the likelihood the case may be heard while there’s still a 4-4 split, which would preserve the 2nd Circuit’s ruling, Brady has very long odds to *win* the case.

But…

In New England, people just say “of”

A couple of days ago the fourth circuit court of appeals ruled a school was violating Title IX when it forbade a transgender student from using the bathroom of their choice. The fourth circuit covers NC, so, unless they’re interested in losing federal funding for their schools, they’ll be repealing anything bathroom…

Just gonna throw this out there- the NBA doesn’t seem to mind playing games and making money in China, who openly bans homosexual images on television, among other things.

I subscribed to Tidal to listen to Kanye’s album, was delighted to find that it’s the only place on the internet to have access to the entire Prince collection...I’m really glad I never bothered to unsubscribe.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

It’s my understanding the “Simunition” is a paint-ball which is launched from a gunpowder cartridge.

The check thing makes sense to me. He didn’t want to be liked for his money. That’s how I read that.

This is sad.

Did the article have the shocking revelation that Earl Woods was a total asshole?

All it took to keep arguably the greatest athlete of this generation sane was some white trash pussy.

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.