Loving that the two teams who have dominated the NHL most of the last 6-7 seasons may be the first two out of the playoffs.

This is a fantastic piece. Thanks, Barry.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Yes, it’s true, SoylentGreenie. I’m 44 and it just doesn’t always fire the way I want it to. Apologies to the back of your throat.

He just always says the wrong thing, like he has cancer of the mouth or something.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Man, I’ve had a shitty evening, and the laugh I had at this comment made me feel alive again, even if for just a brief moment. Thank you from the bottom of my weary soul.

Make America 8-8 again

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Bill Johnson is really well liked from everything I know here in Milwaukee, so this is going to reverberate.

Sic burn.

“And that requizission I put in for spell check 9 years ago has never been honered. This is intolorabel.”

I want to thank Scully because I’ve always worn 13 in sports and never bought into that superstitious nonsense. On the contrary, Terricka Cromartie is upset with Vin because her husband now has a new goal to shoot for.

In that banner pic, Jeff Fisher looks like the guy that gets his shit-kicked in by mobsters because he owes them interest on the loan they gave him for his “Cash 4 Gold” business.

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

“Dumb question #2: Have I traveled back in time to Alternate Reality 1995 where Kevin Smith is a Blue Jays fan and is sitting in front of me?????”

If you’re on Yahoo Answers, it is a dumb question.