Porno is the singular form of porn.

Great, great read.

"Ass-hole"

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Hayes’s car was hit moments before the fender-bender that precipitated the shooting, and that Hayes was pursuing the driver of that vehicle.

Watching that collapse reminds me of those old “Wanna get away?” Southwest Airlines commercials, but only if in the commercial the plane crashed killing everyone on board.

I’m not sure ‘we only raised these horses to brutally risk their lives’ is a strong argument for it.

Coogans is where a buddy of mine literally picked up a girl who had passed out on a storm drain and just started making out with her.

barf

If only there was a contest for the most Boston sentence ever.

yeah, “buddy”...

Coogans in 30? $2 beers tonight...

I would love nothing more than for every Deadspin writer to spend 24 hours in the middle of Tampa Bay. Even six minutes would do the trick.

Deadspin slack is furious about this ranking, in a way it hasn’t been since the cereal debacle.

I’m sarcastically shocked that New York is far and away #1 and Boston is basically tied with Detroit.

I eagerly await pissed off Bostonians.

“To get this far and kind of just tank it and say, ‘Aw, never mind.’”

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.