He never reached the Summitt of Women's college basketball but he did climax.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

At least his mom isn’t around to remember this.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Twice a week I pay a stylist to flip a coin to determine whether to cut my hair or to run their hands through it whilst making indiscriminate snipping noises with scissors.

cool

The Russian surprise is understandable. Meldonium was a classic element of Soviet sports science.

I’m a Pats fan and this just embarasses me. We need to get back to what real football should be about: pelting Goodell’s Maine home with poop-filled paper bags, not filing frivilous lawsuits.

I can’t wait to watch shitty Thursday night games while reading shitty racist tweets.

Never like to hear a managerial press conference end with “To sum up, we’re all shorter of breath and one day closer to death”

Magary made the same joke almost 3 years ago, but it never gets old....

Pretty sure that reaction was due to him hitting the confetti button.

Instant reaction aside, I’m just glad this security guard didn’t let the moment distract him from his real job of sucker punching the UNC mascot.

The guard’s stat line for the game: 0 shots, o assists, 1 rebound.

A true competitor would’ve delivered the tie to either team, wins or not.

You’re sweaty, you’re euphoric, and you’re covered in confetti.

Those were clearly in style until at least 2005! Or at least I’d like to think so, given I wore them until then.

Looks like a man who saw himself peak, and is looking at the rest of his life as a downhill coast.