If ANYBODY talked to one of his Duke players, Coach K would be on their ass, and then he would lecture about class and professionalism in his next 10 press conferences... and it would spur all kinds of think-pieces about his leadership and loyalty. Fucking hypocrite.

It’s ok by me; I’ve called him a sanctimonious hypocrite before so I figure we’re even.

It’s always fun to remember that Edgar Allan Poe had little connection to Baltimore other than that he died there mysteriously while wearing someone else’s clothes.

Just watched. Still unbelievably funny. The timing of both guys...

Nice to see good bears in Chicago, someone should probably DM John Fox

Of all the TLSS lines, the one that always sticks out as my favorite is from Phil, weirdly enough. I don’t know the episode, but Phil is backing down from a tiff with Hank and by way of apology he says, “I misheard you, and then I misspoke.”

“Hank?”

Honestly, I think that may be one of the best jokes ever written. The long pause before he says it too is incredible.

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

Conan is really good at these. His Bowie tribute was also awesome.

Browns, Cavs, Indians. All soul-crushing in their distinctive ways.

Its fine. Cleveland only gave up the second most sacks last year. This will end in the preseason. Possibly in camp.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

That was a pretty awesome block.

Don’t laugh, y’all. Dude can throw down.

The 2008 movie, Sugar, pretty much had this exact scene. First of all, if you have not seen Sugar, put it on the top of your queue because its a beautifully nuanced film. The film follows a teenage boy in the DR who’s right were owned by a fictional MLB team. The team decides to promote him to the minors, which leads…

I just want to see something that I can reasonably convince myself was an alien before I die, man.

Why does this sound like it could also be a line of dialogue in Trailer Park Boys..?