“Rickey don’t do autographs.”

- Rickey to 12 year old me.

Steve Largent? What the fuck Maine? I’ve never seen a single person in this state wearing a Steve Largent jersey.

Weird that Muggsy Bogues’ family chose to live in Wyoming.

Anyone else confused about Maine? I’m from the state and had no idea we loved Steve Largent so much.

Is that an Andre Dawson Marlins jersey in South Carolina?

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

CNN just interviewed Dikembe Mutombo who was also there but fortunately uninjured.

Dikembe Mutombo was at the airport as well at the time of the attacks but not injured.

Barry, I’m sure that women are going to be thrilled that you’re taking a stand here.

I’m guessing he’s not a fan of Mike & Mike.

That’s ‘cause he prefers video cameras, amirite? Hurr hurr durr.

When I was teen-ish my family and I went to a New Year’s Day Skins-Vikings game in freezing, slushy, horrendous DC weather. The Skins were bad, they lost, a bunch of home fans were throwing fistfuls of ice and heavy, slushy snow at Vikings fans in the lower bowl (which was just horrible and depressing to see), and my…

LET ME BAT NEAR MY SON!

No Adam, they looked at your 78 OPS+ and asked you to stop coming to the clubhouse entirely.

I don’t even know Adam LaRoche’s kid and I already have a problem with him.

No way Drake should be in a Chicago team’s clubhouse after that crap he pulled against the Bulls.