Further proof that Red Sox baseball is all about controversy and money. Used to be Schillings, now it’s Kopechs.

Fuckin’ Ham Porter on his phone.

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

It’s articles like this that make it hard for me to go outside.

<crickets>

Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

Or his taste.

I’m surprised he didn’t attend Bowie State.

Not bad for the head of a non-profit!

Ha! I stayed up late last week to watch that fucking thing... I have never felt self loathing as I did sitting there, shirtless at 12 am... on a weeknight watching Turtle and Rhonda’s hideous dialogue.

OH YEAH-AH!!!!

Yo, for real, you’re being extremely insensitive to an issue that affects so many Americans every day.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

What distance could a football be punted by you?

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Alright stop me when this sounds crazy. How about we build a modern replica of a ship that was the famous for being one of the biggest maritime disasters ever, give it the same damn name, and then, get this, sail it to a port in the Middle East!