I read this as “Dickhead” which is also appropriate.

Titanic II: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Why must you turn this comment section into a house of lies?

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

Thanks, Pierce. Works at at Greendale also, right?

The invisible hand will take care of it once it oversteps it’s bounds

To be fair to these two, Kentucky politicians have been talking recently about defunding Planned Parenthood.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

I can’t answer that, but I can tell you why Rand Paul hates combs: because they require hair. What Rand Paul has on his head is not human hair, but rather a juvenile swamp rat that was raped to death by a gang of College Republicans.

I think some people blame him in a lot of ways for the death of Christopher Wallace. At the very least they hate him for exploiting and cheapening Biggie’s music since he passed. It’s understandable in a lot of ways.

Let your hair run free (markets).

Because they redistribute the hair (“wealth”) uniformly?

“...all hairs are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness...”

For the same reason Ray Combs hated libertarians. Until they killed him, that is...

The teeth of the comb are like the branches of government over his hair. There are too many of them and they hold too much power when it comes to shaping his coif.

God, thank you for drawing this link between the Pauls, “libertarianism,” and what I’ve always thought I was the only person to refer to as “South Park politics.”

“I think we’ll pass. We need some guns for Kobe to play with. You know, we gotta add some meat to our roster.”

Here you go.

With his history, it’s really surprising he hasn’t done this before now, considering how many of his teams have collapsed.

Got to meet him once when a buddy of mine was being recruited to play ball there, real nice down to earth guy, I told him I was a Notre Dame fan and he smiled and said: “we all have our reasons for drinking”