“It was a back tooth, Hank.”

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

Rickey Henderson quotes keep me going.

“Mitchell & Ness, this is Rickey, calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to purchase a Rickey jersey.”

“I don’t know, he’s just an asshole.”

“my wife left me”

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

The Titanic II: Billy Zane Is Now a Deckhand

It’s pretty obvious that Robert got naked and rolled around in Andy’s clothes before giving the suitcases back.

Whenever I’m “let go” by a company, I always fake a heart attack in the lobby. Fools ‘em every time and buys me another couple months’ pay.

Fuck it, we’re storming DC.

Can I vote for you?

Why do libertarians hate combs?

I check that at least once a day.

I love how angry he makes the other commenters.

Oh man, his trolling of different companies is awesome. He’s just so confident in his cluelessness. It’s incredible.

Ken M is the GOAT.

Pete Carroll has already begun looking for a crisis actor to replace Lynch.

Phil knows exactly what the people want: more New Age, quasi-spiritual bullshit!