PuppyMonkeyBaby

“It places the biscuit in the basket.”

He seems nice.

Yeah, but that’s a veteran gut.

Don Shula’s a miserable asshole, and his steakhouses suck. Fuck him.

I AM THE FUCK LION

Jesus, that is frighteningly spot-on.

The people have a right to know.

Fuck the HGH investigation, I want to know when Peyton Manning started injecting Don Knotts’s DNA.

WE ARE ALL #HILLARYMEN

Ticket Oak contains multitudes.

The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

This is more cringeworthy than Club Piscopo.

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

My friend also came in last place in her fantasy league.

As the old saying goes, “If you lie down with dogs, A Current Affair will show the video footage.”

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

You’re with me, declining market share.

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.