You ever hear T&R play the clip of Francesca doing fucking play-by-play of the naming of the actual pope? Francesa trying to pronounce “Bergoglio” might be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard.

Hahaha I love that dude’s fake ‘stache.

The thing about McMahon is, he’s open about his scumbaggery. He’s an asshole of the highest order, and he knows it. Plus, I love his power-strut to the ring. Shit’s hilarious. Kroenke, on the other hand, tries to get us to empathize with him, like when he cried during that interview a couple weeks ago. He has no…

Laughed my ass off at the guy they got to play Kroenke.

The Inglewood site is the only place big enough to handle this rematch.

We talked about me leaving earlier. We discussed it. They didn’t really want it. They didn’t really give me a chance to get out. They never offered me a reasonable way out.

Yeah, sorry, I only follow real sports. Like NASCAR.

He looks like a black Jeb Bush in some of those.

Has this country gone soft?

Elway pays off Hochuli with GNC gift certificates.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

I’ll vote for any candidate willing to put all snowboarders and skiers in internment camps in the middle of Death Valley.

Paul Finebaum’s listeners, meanwhile, are just happy to be involved with a grand theft auto.

I used to always wonder what kind of absolute fucking moron would lose all of his money in a pyramid scheme.

Bobby Cox is already promising to kick the shit out of every girl involved in that brawl.

The Packers knew there was a serious problem when one of Lacy’s Lambeau Leaps killed 9 people.

At times like these, I always turn to Joe Budden.

Watch out, Tom. That guy knows Shaq Fu.

I’m shocked he didn’t quote John Wooden in that article. Old, out-of-touch white dudes love quoting John Wooden.

Cris Carter: You like to get wet?