If Hardy wants to get re-signed, he should just bring the Cowboys some flowers and tell them he’ll change.

I keep reading that in Gruden’s voice.

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

How come there’s no WNBA?!

I’d run through a goddamn brick wall for you, Magary.

I’m all tearing that butt up when needed

Well, looks like I’m driving to Providence and beating the shit out of Tim More.

Such an underrated movie. Must have watched it about 50 times as a little kid.

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

Corey Feldman’s second-finest role, right after Meatballs 4.

Hey Pinocchio, where’re you going?!

On the one hand, I really do believe that Clemens deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. On the other, I was a HUGE fan of Roy Halladay in The ‘Burbs.

BIG Kornheiser fan. Dude’s just old as fuck and does not give a shit about ANYTHING. I love him.

It is a bit strange, but I’ll give him a pass. Dude went to BC back in the Civil War-era. We’ll take him.

His autobiography’s a good read too.

It’s a great word!

My friend’s aunt was once on a plane with Larry Bird and asked for his autograph. He told her, “Look lady, I’m tryin’ to drink my beer and read this” and then pointed to a copy of Hustler.

He was a dick

My mom won’t let me.

Bob Ryan is our greatest living American, and I will brook no dissent on this.