Uh...the best damn pet shop in town!

He may take a lot of lobs and junk balls, but it’s nice knowing that Jack Sock is a good sport about it.

I love Dirk. Really looking forward to his post-NBA career as a nonsensical Shark Tank investor.

If all else fails, he can move to Buffalo and start serving shots out of a bowling ball.

I think of this scene at least twice a week.

Mort & Schefter: Just a couple of Italian guys giving a shout-out to their favorite under-the-radar joint.

Hell, I’d shoot myself in the chest to preserve that hair.

Not pictured: the woman’s evidently MASSIVE vagina.

Mr. Marshall’s gonna be really pissed when he finds out that Sam Hinkie just gave Jason McElwain a six-year deal.

*comes in khakis*

Irsay had every intention of bringing in Sean Payton; however, he just didn’t think they’d both be able to share medicine cabinet duties.

Dude was a funny motherfucker. Wish he were still around.

I know this was Daulerio’s beat, but did anything ever come of this?

Yeah, it was just a chance to shit on a picture of weirdo Mormons.

Thanks for the insight, confoundingly angry guy who won’t stop liking his own bitter, unfunny comments.

Will do. And you keep on keeping on, you unstable freak.

Thanks, Mr. Bettman.

Even cooler was when Gary Bettman was pulled out of that top hat.

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this woman, please contact the NYPD.