Why is the doorbell so close to the floor? Almost as if its there just for the dog... THAT DOG IS A CRISIS ACTOR! FAKE NEWS!

Enjoy your moment, boo. Just know I’ll be here, in the corner, angsting.

‘I’m a very famous person, unfortunately.’

Dan Fogelman is some sort of post-modern Nicholas Sparks and I am not here for any of it. 

He tore it on the cut, you can watch his knee buckle immediately

117.8 million Instagram followers

No.

It goes around my waist, while wearing bermuda shorts, feathered hair, keds, a neon tank top / t-shirt from pac sun, contains a plethora of membership cards, lighters, cigarettes, both a motorola see-through pager AND an enormous cellular telephone, 3 scrunchies knotted together, gum, spare underpants, a mix tape,…

This is one of the biggest problems women face - the idea that as long as they don’t “put up with any inappropriate behaviour”, nothing bad will happen to them. Ergo, any woman who gets harassed or assaulted MUST have inadvertently or deliberately encouraged the man.

“A source said that Chua quickly responded, saying that her own daughter would not put up with any inappropriate behaviour.”

We’re only three years away from an austere, silent 35-minute salute to the flag at halftime, where anyone who has the gall to blink gets buried up to their neck in an anthill.

Sledding accident here, too!

If Kavanaugh is smart, he’ll withdraw his nomination.

Who do you think is more likely to overplay their hand here? The Democrats wanting to stop Kavanaugh or Trump and the Republicans wanting to save him? My first guess was Feinstein’s bizarre decision to sit on this thing, but the last 24 hours are suggesting the GOP is going to shoot itself in the dick on this. 

White men have been creating and solving this country’s problems since its creation. - Jack Donaghy

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

May I just say that calling out “Etnies” here (instead of, say, Vans) really shows an attention to detail and level of workmanship in your craft that we just don’t see too often these days.

While a tiny smattering of female models actually make bank, the vast majority of female models make very little, and sometimes have to work for rich clients without getting paid (they get paid in “exposure” and leftover clothes). And models, no matter how high on the totem pole they are, are still subject to…

Yeah, somehow this isn’t the ringing endorsement he thinks it is.

Besides that, I just love the idea that Trump wants us to believe that he actually knows Kavanaugh enough to vouch for his character, and didn’t just read his phonetically-spelled name off a sheet of paper placed on his desk by the conservative gnomes that run the oval office.