lioncat
Lioncat
lioncat

Mila Kunis had legs.

This is Session’s angry face:

What the hell is ‘beautiful coal’?

And then my husband saved the day.

“Thank you, this will be perfect for Barack’s long-form birth certificate.”

I expect the comments section will be calm and rational.

Great... where am I, as a heterosexual male, supposed to see scantily-clad women that I’d have zero-percent chance of interacting with now? Huh? Answer me that if you’re so smart!

Does it seem more youthful if I say “Dah fuq is dat?”

I don’t only get it, I’m 4orty1ne and color-teeth’s biggest fan!

As a physician, fuck these people.

Toucher & Rich?

i’m kind of into dolls in the sense that I think they’re pretty and nice to look at.

Some people haven’t heard of Van Gogh. But people are talking about him more and more now, since Trump made him famous.

reason why i stopped watching criminal minds, i got really tired of seeing the numerous ways that women get hurt.

CSI: ASPCA

More like Blue Aluminum Foil but yep.

Right? I’m sure there are many more that we just haven’t heard about. Someone should compile all that awesome shade it into a coffee table book called, “Trump Trolled.”

Trump was so disappointed not to get the Van Gogh. He’s doing such fantastic work these days. Tremendous young artist. Everyone says so.