Seriously. So happy the cops said he could take his time, “all day” if he wants, and that he was in control. I feel weird when cops are right, but damn, that was right.

From one lapsed catholic to another: A+ commentary!

Thanks for posting that article, what an amazing read!

WHITER THAN A DENVER BRIDAL SHOWER lol

Still funny!

Oh my god this is so fucking awful, and I hope that this family can find some measure of healing with time.

I can’t stop laughing at this!

My husband and I worked at the same school as teachers. We have the same level of education. At my year-end review, my boss asked me a lot of questions about my husband rather than my own performance, including how we met and and how he “wooed me”. My husband ended up with a salary $5,000 more than me.

He’s like a f*cking cartoon villain.

W!T!F!

OMG I am always terrified of this when I use camp bathrooms! Aaaaahhh glad you’re ok!

Haha I figured!

I know, I’m just thinking of those obnoxious bob marley dread wigs that would be an obvious temptation. White people either go for that, or the afro, regardless of accuracy. Just like Luann up there, who went for the ‘fro even though it wasn’t Diana’s iconic look.

I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean your phrasing to sound this way, but you can’t go to a party just dressed as “a black woman” because that’s pretty dang offensive! Races are not a costume! But if you wanted to dress as, say, Dionne from Clueless, DO NOT DARKEN YOUR SKIN DO NOT WEAR A DREADLOCK WIG. Those things come…

I always look forward to the inevitable abuse Jezebel writers give us for ending up with a stupid final two (I’m being completely sincere). Or more accurately: I always look forward to the abuse they give the dumb-dumbs who picked the stupid and boring choices! Because I always pick the right ones!

Thank you for making me laugh through the terror with your article headline.

Ahahahaha this is genius!

Very moving.

She had thread dripping from her eyelashes and lips, going with the theme of crocheting and sewing.

It was thread! She had hanging threads from her eyelashes and lips, like a “sewn” look.