Great piece, and great take on a truly awful event.

“The yawning void”. *Shudder*

Oof, I can imagine! Ok, I’m making it my new personal goal.

I routinely get the “You look so young” thing. I work with kids so it often comes with “You look like one of the kids”. I really dread meeting with parents.

YES to Alice.

D:

I want there to be study on children who were totally chill with posing with the Easter Bunny versus children who were terrified. I bet there would be some intriguing personality differences.

NŌ

WHAT A CUTE BABY

WORD. That picture that was published of her that was like, a few hours after she gave birth: NO THANKYOU.

Ahaha exactly. Why do people do that to themselves?

Aw I fucking love this. I fucking love the FLOTUS.

Ooof. I was really hoping it was a genius parody. The blaming everything on Obama, the Hitler/Nazi comparisons...it was all there.

That gif is exactly me whenever I see that commercial. I hate it hate it hate it.

And then it’s somehow even easier to meet people.

Is that...satire? Because it’s hilarious. But it could just as easily be real.

Interesting. It is a very polarizing flavor. I love it, sometimes I have cravings for it. It’s so weird.

I loove black licorice. So good. I will take all of yours.

I seriously HATE that Stouffer’s commercial! I mean, it’s not even realistic. If your teenage daughter talks to you that much you’re one of the lucky ones. Also teenage girls are awesome, contrary to popular belief.

They should really just remake it.