WHAT A CUTE BABY

WORD. That picture that was published of her that was like, a few hours after she gave birth: NO THANKYOU.

Ahaha exactly. Why do people do that to themselves?

Aw I fucking love this. I fucking love the FLOTUS.

Ooof. I was really hoping it was a genius parody. The blaming everything on Obama, the Hitler/Nazi comparisons...it was all there.

That gif is exactly me whenever I see that commercial. I hate it hate it hate it.

And then it’s somehow even easier to meet people.

Is that...satire? Because it’s hilarious. But it could just as easily be real.

Interesting. It is a very polarizing flavor. I love it, sometimes I have cravings for it. It’s so weird.

I loove black licorice. So good. I will take all of yours.

I seriously HATE that Stouffer’s commercial! I mean, it’s not even realistic. If your teenage daughter talks to you that much you’re one of the lucky ones. Also teenage girls are awesome, contrary to popular belief.

They should really just remake it.

That Jessie J video was delightful!

Chet McGillicutty. Ambrose Johnsonhower. Kellogg Davis. Lol you’re a lot better!

Well that’s what I mean, Richard is a perfectly good name. Why not just stick with Richard or Rich? Maybe it’s a generational thing, the only people I know who go by Dick are of a certain age.

You would like that Key and Peele skit:

I knew a Dr. Butt once. Not as perfect as a tight end Butt. That’s just delightful.

Dick Butkus? I don’t want that to be real. Like why go with the nickname Dick??

I love that skit, especially the personality they give with each name. Genius.

D’Brickashaw? I don’t know about him yet! I always think of Plaxico...and one of the Patriots’ players’ last names’ is Hoomanawanui and I enjoy hearing the announcers stumble over it every time. It’s probably a really common Hawaiian last name though.