This is why commenters from the rest of Gawker media mock Jezebel.

clusterus fuckitus

What an idiot.

Some of these are cooler than others.

My brother just forwarded this story to me. I wish I could drink a toast with these fine ladies. (With my top off, natch.)

I believe I came across a site (when I was searching for info about provincial bans) that said London Drugs doesn't sell tobacco products, by choice. (We don't have London Drugs here in Toronto - well anywhere I've been in Ontario. Not sure if it's only in BC, although I suppose this is only relevant to BC since they…

I love their quick wit. You could see Colbert struggling to stay in character. Well played, Pussy Riot!

I first read that as "diet rumour". Like they were going to be Weight Watchers support buddies or similar.

Actually when I was composing my comment, I did a search to see what the sitch was across the country. As of last May (when this article was published) BC still allows sales of tobacco products in pharmacies.

Good old Nanny State!

Here in the Nanny State, there has been a ban on selling tobacco products in drugstores since the mid-90s. (I'm in Ontario.)

Nicely done.

YELLOW CARD!!!

Yeah I did a cursory score check in the 3rd quarter and couldn't believe my eyes. I still didn't put the rape thing together, even knowing the lopsided score. I didn't realize it was an expression sports fans use to describe one-sided games. I was watching Boys Don't Cry on a local channel - the anti-SuperBowl, to be…

Trust me, I am already there with you.

Ah. Maybe the joke is the dumb one. Unfunny, even without sociopolitical context.

I still don't. Can you explain? Sorry, I am dumb. (Although, not sorry to be dumb about this, I suppose.)

Unless it wasn't actually a phase, but an enduring life strategy.

This is the sort of thing that makes a person rethink Morrissey.

i. was. kidding.