Queen has a perfect song for this movie.

Like Star Wars? Cool. Want new Star Wars? Just watch Guardians of the Galaxy. It’s got the blend of comedy and science fiction fantasy that the old one had in it’s day, but the ideas aren’t inbred from 40 year old movies within the franchise.

He’s secretly a superhero masquerading as a humble coffee shop owner by day.

The ride isn’t an historically accurate representation of the 1600s, it’s a romanticized tribute to “A Pirate’s Life,” which includes ghosts, shanties, and (now) Captain Jack Sparrow.

What I’m hearing is that they should have cast you in the role!

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

Well, I think these things can be a spectrum. I feel like most Americans have a dysfunctional relationship with food, but not all of them necessarily have a full-blown disorder.

“Wanting characters to identify with” implies an inability to identify with what is being offered. If your child only identifies with characters who look like him/her, you’ve failed as a parent. Children should be taught to identify with actions, words, deeds, etc. — not skin color, gender, or perceived background.

The only problem is this mistaken and culturally-poisonous viewpoint that someone needs to look the same as you do in order or identify with them.

I thought Yondu’s crew were called Ravagers, not Reavers.

You mean a sidekick? Perhaps, but honestly I was never a huge fan of Robin.

We’ll finally see him as Two-Face next Friday!!

“You’re welcome.”

Or this

I’ve always loved Batman Beyond’s Bruce Wayne because of moments like these that show how heroically psychotic the guy is.

I bet it went more like this:

How I imagine that lunch went:

I’ve seen him around the neighbourhood (yeah, Brampton is my home city.)