Jesus Christ that's impressive!

Not trying to be a party pooper but I wouldn't like to have been forced to have watched someone having sex, right in front of me. God, I can be so frickin uptight sometimes.

Speak for yourself.

Then why did you click the link? Just to bitch?

And Boardwalk Emipires last two seasons.

The ghosts on medium also got paid more.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Madeleine will you watch this movie and review it for us?? cough...cough.........

When asked for comment about Kenya's remarks Lupita replied;

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

Don't leave us hanging- did it work?

women aren't funny tho.

um

That'll show her

For what it's worth, if my partner motorboated my ass, I would likely laugh very hard, and quif in his face due to the excessive laughing. The dishes would also distract me.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Unless the front door is locked.

Well Jessica Lange is the queen. Never forget.

One of the best songs ever made, from one of the best albums ever made, by one of the best bands to ever exist.

Love that cat's attitude. He is all like "Why is this dog peasant bothering?? You! Ape intendant! drop that camera and shoo it away!!"