would watch it for Helena and Cate

This is bullshit. Those tips are really only telling you how to make sure you're getting into the Uber car you ordered. The problem is that the Uber car you ordered is being driven by a psycho that wants to rape, murder, and eat you in no particular order.

What ARE you guys doing for the rest of your lives? Because my goal for 2015 is to move to Hawai'i, because I am dunzo with the stress and insanity of DC life. I can work my current job from there, which would be great financially, but I am also seriously thinking about starting my own business on the island when I…

Team Cat Headquarters here;

Christmas came a little late this year.

I must be a horrible person, because all I could do was roll my eyes when I saw this. It's cute that she's excited, but this is excessive. I wonder how she reacts when BAD things happen.

IS ANYONE HERE OR DOES ANYONE KNOW A JEWISH GIRL WHO READS JEZEBEL?! (and can someone please approve my comment ASAP 'cause if the girl in question exists I hope she reads this)

Sorry for shouting, but I frequent the infamous Bodybuilding.com Misc forum (yeah, I know, I'm an athlete though and they do give some good…

I don't think He would mind. Just make sure you don't eat the Forbidden Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge (if you find it).

I'm kinda getting the vibe that soon Telltale will be considered generic.

'"GIRL THESE HIGHLIGHTS, JUST NO."'

I am crying.

Whoopi be like.

I feel sorry for Allison Williams.

Urquhart would eat Frank alive.

How is it baffling? Woman who thinks of herself as having good morals and values, in this case because she's one of those performing christian types, tears into young women for their behavior and appearance due to trying to score points with the norm as it pertains to her, but it results in a stunning display of…

I remember being , 6 or 7 and any time my parents wanted sexy times, they'd go for a "nap" while we were watching cartoons.

Why is Jezebel so hellbent on promoting the vapid Jenner/Kardashian brand? Yay for Kendall wanting to branch out and have an actual career, but boo to her for getting vaulted to the head of the line because of who her family is.

She has a NAME and it is Porsha uuuukay?

Why hasn't Valve thought of this, except for when you cry. The controller will collect blood and tears every time you think about Half Life 3. With me, I would be dead in about 10 minutes.

I feel like she somehow manages to look interested and disinterested at the same time. That's a special skill.