A family gets a visit from a big political figure from DC. The mother asks him if he wants to see their act, the political figure says sure. The eldest daughter starts screaming about how pre-marital sex is evil when she is pregnant and unmarried, the youngest daughter is screaming homophobic slurs, mother talks about…
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That's the answer! God didn't talk about evolution in the Bible because it would've been too drastic a change for primitive people of 1 AD or so. Just wait till God comes out with the 3rd Testament!
While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–
You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.
Ding Ding Ding! She's just as condescending as those assholes that refuse to hire older women. There is a bunch of crap I don't like but I would never insult someone else for doing things I don't like.
"...mutated..."
Probably nobody will believe me but I agree that their actions are disgusting. I don't hope that they get what's coming to them, though, because Republican party policy wonks actually make a lot of money.
Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.
Saying "I am Darren Wilson" is essentially saying "I am a piece of shit cop who shot and murdered an unarmed black kid." Why are people saying this with pride? I don't understand.
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Mom is supposed to clean up our messes. If mom doesn't clean up our messes, it must be because she isn't very good at her job—it isn't our fault for making the mess in the first place, mom is supposed to clean it up, that's what moms are for!
That's exactly what happened at GM. I actually feel bad for her - she was hired as CEO and on her first day, the COO was like "oh, yeah, by the way a bunch of our cars had faulty ignition systems and we could of fixed it for pennies but instead we decided it wasn't a big deal and a bunch of people died. Have fun with…
The female CEO of GM. The female head of the Secret Service. I have a fear that some crumbling institutions push out women into responsible positions just in time for the latter to take the blame for everything.
No, witches can be right; giants can be good.
Beat yourself in front of a camera: 7 games
Antonio Cromaetie, Sean Kemp, Travis Henry and Adrian Peterson walk into a bar...... Because they weren't with their kids.
I miss Burt Parks.
It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.
To be fair to Miss Ohio, she actually said she wanted to be the first ventriloquist to win in 50 years - the article misquotes her. (her math is . . . close)